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Fear and Loathing in Lake Geneva

Retrogressive development restively slinks about the protected oaks and wetlands surrounding this small lake gone Gichigami. Gordon Lightfoot, still living, could write lyrics for these potentially stormy days of late summer, as a company called Hummel attempts to take twenty-two percent of the community proper and turn it into socialized density more akin to something one might find where Cabrini Green once stood in downtown Chicago.

The big meeting went down at seven in the evening in front of the entire city council…planning commission present but separately seated at a children’s table nearby. Several years back the Mirbeau-Hummel Company bought a huge chunk of the town and made its first attempt at paving over a good portion of our lake property. They were beaten back by feisty local politicians and a referendum wherein the community voted by seventy-seven percent to turn the project down. Hummel sued Lake Geneva for a hundred and twenty million (which comes to about $17,666.00 for each living member of the town!).

Fear set in following the huge lawsuit. Two years went by. New alder people and new planning commissioners came aboard. On July 18 of this year the planning commission approved a new plan to let Hummel develop their land with a ‘blank slate.’ That meeting set the stage for the council meeting which I attended. The community came to speak. Loathing erupted forth in low-keyed deliveries by deeply concerned citizens. Loathing toward Hummel, which now denies it has anything to do with its old drinking partner Mirbeau. Loathing toward a planning commission and a council that might sell their stated intent right down the slop tube. The planning commission approved the Hummel development after city liability insurance representatives met with some very smooth Hummel operators. This is the same insurance company that will pay nothing toward any lawsuit settlement as long as Hummel simply gets what it wanted prior to its filing.

Lake Geneva showed up in force and voiced its opinion again at the full meeting. The Hummel guy’s one-hour presentation was lengthy, slick and intended to send the overflow crowd home beaten down by boredom. But not one soul left that meeting early. For hours, going deep into the night, housewives, veterans, farmers and worried citizens raged on to the assembled council. To what end? Fear trumped Loathing. As small town midnight struck the council voted 5 to 3 in favor of fear. The Hummel Company, sounding way too much like the Hummer Company, beat Lake Geneva handily.

Stay tuned for our next issue in which names will be named, reputations maligned, lawyers powerfully derided, all the while our staff consumes significant quantities of Absynthe ($65 a bottle at our new boutique grocery store on Broadway) and Ether (Walgreens for 5 dollars a pint), to assuage our publically doubted integrity and tattered credibility. Until then, we shall sleep…fitfully, awaiting our next nocturnal contact.—James Strauss

By JAMES STRAUSS at 2:15PM on August 23, 2011
posted by
23/8/11

Love the vivid description of Lake Geneva's meeting. It is a shame that this scenario is repeated weekly throughout the US of A.
But unfortunately most of chambers are empty.
Most citizens are relaxing with their subsidies.


posted by
25/8/11

Please do write the song. Many pages of the truth lie in front of you.


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Inside this month's issue

 

Pg.2

Writing of God, Yahweh or even Allah is humorous at times. Some people will only write g-d for god, some people (like me) always capitalize the "G.".

 

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Pg.10

The international monetary system rests on just two currencies: the dollar and the euro. Together, they account for nearly 90 percent of the foreign exchange reserves held by central banks and governments.

 

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Pg.17

In January of the year 1868 an influential writer by the name of Emil Zola wrote a letter about a grand injustice that occurred in the previous year. The 1867 of which I write is not about that time period of our culture’s development.

 

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Pg.22

The child who was not a child crouched, his back to the warm window. It was below zero in Wisconsin, but not in the deep window well. A mouse looked up at him, its puzzled stare demonstrating no understanding, but also no willingness to back down.

 

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pg.25

Charlotte who thinks she is a horse. A call came into The Geneva Shore Report of a deer in trouble. The person on the other end of the phone was nearly unintelligible but finally calmed to the point that he could tell his story, and the story of Charlottethe deer that thinks it is a horse.

 

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pg. 28

Darren and Jimmy never climbed Diamond Head during the week. A small Army facility was located deep down in the bowl of the crater accessible by a tunnel located behind the PX in Fort Ruger itself.

 

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Pg.30

I asked a gentleman at a big benefit why he'd outsourced 2000 of his employees and he said that he had no choice. He could not stay competitive and stay here. I asked him if he'd broken all the mirrors out of his seven homes around the world.

 

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Pg.38

Pakistan's deeply troubled relationship with America has survived so many intense provocations this year, it will probably also get over the latest bloody incident.

 

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Pg.44

For all the horrors of Stalinism, brutality, incompetence and other dreadfulness of the Soviet Union, a small fan club remains.

 

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Pg.57

If the world is going to end on December 21, 2012 it is very important that we wake up every day not believing it. Why? Because, if we do not believe it then  we can enjoy the remaining 17 month of our lives with some semblance of comfort and bliss. Joe Campbell, the famous ethnologist, did not write or say that, but it was his study of the power of myth that makes me write it.

 

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Pg.65

Play the pipes lowly. We need time in our current cultural circumstance. Maybe this is what our remotely operated drone of a president is gifting us with. Nothing, nowhere and inaction are his hallmark, with a good dose of passive aggressive thrown in. I am not certain that his recipe of leadership is not exactly what is called for as the free fall of our society continues and everyone among us waits for what we know not.

 

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Pg.
75

We live our lives through responding to beliefs we hold to be true. We deal with danger, threats, success and even love by having developed an understanding of what those things are and how we should respond to them. Genetically, we fear heights and snakes, some of us spiders, but not much more. We need cultural education and support to know other things to fear. We call this process nurture. Nature gives us some but nurture gives us a whole lot more, or at least so we believe.

 

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Pg.
85

A few years back it became commonplace for people to begin re-reading books instead of buying new ones. Oh, they still purchased new material but a shift was in place that caused them to begin buying less and less of the new material and read more of the old stuff.

 

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Pg.
95

[It does not exist. That’s right. There is no international team set up by the United Nations, or anyone else, to rush to the aid of people caught up in natural disasters.There is no United States coordinated effort to respond. Supposedly the Federal Emergency Management Agency does all that within U.S. Borders.

 

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Pg.
105

Bailey didn’t search the position he knew the woman had occupied the night before. He didn’t need to, as he knew he’d find nothing. The sand responded to the slightest of pressures from anything touching it but it responded to all pressures equally.

 

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Pg.
125

Now this is funny. NASA spent a bunch of bucks to have a university research and study how aliens might treat us if we come upon any.

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